Microsoft IT outage live: Chaos as internet down and flights grounded around the world (Telegraph) (Sonstiges)

virz3, Oberhausen, Freitag, 19.07.2024, 11:18 (vor 798 Tagen) @ FourrierTrans

Der erste Rat, wenn man die IT um Hilfe bittet :-)

Haben Sie schon ihren Laptop runter- und wieder hochgefahren?

Ich habe meinen Zivildienst in einem Krankenhaus gemacht, in der IT Abteilung.

Echte Geschichte:

"Hallo, hier ist Schwester XYZ. Ich habe kein Bild."

"Ok. Ist der Computer an?"

"Ja klar, darum rufe ich ja an. Ich habe kein Bild obwohl der Rechner läuft. Kabel sind auch alle fest"

"Ok, ich komme mal hoch"

Ich laufe in die 5. Etage, weil der Aufzug defekt ist.

"Wo ist denn der Problemrechner?"

"Hier!"

"Ok... der Rechner ist AUS!"

Also die erste Frage der IT ist durchaus fachlich fundiert ;).

antworten

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